coffee, anyone?

From Shelf Awareness: "Amusingly, Eric Garneau, co-owner of Stand-Up Comics in Calumet City, Ind., tried to explain why relatively few people were taking advantage of the store's 25% sale from 9 a.m. to noon on Friday. "I have a feeling that's because of the nature of our customers," he told the local paper. "They are not morning people."